Missed Me

Missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me mister i might tell my sister

If i tell her mister she might tell my mother and my

Mother, mister, just might tell my father and my father

Mister he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer

Come up from the city and arrest you mister

So i wouldnt miss me if you get me, mister, see?

Missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me mister you must think im pretty

If you think so mister you must want to fuck me

If you fuck me mister it must mean you love me

If you love me mister you would never leave me

It's as simple as can be!

Missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me

If you miss me mister why do you keep leaving

If you trick me mister i will make you suffer

And they'll get you mister put you in the slammer and forget

You mister then i think you'll miss me won't you miss me

Won't you miss me

Missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me mister take responsibility

I'm fragile mister just like any girl would be

And so misunderstood (so treat me delicately!)

Missed me missed me now you've gone and done it

Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary

It serves you right for kissing little girls but i will visit if you miss me

Do you miss me? MISS ME??

How's the food they feed you??

Do you miss me

Will you kiss me through the window?

Do you MISS ME? MISS ME??!!

Will they ever let you go???

I miss my mister so!!!!