Eh Mamma

I've been working out all day

But Im skin and bone, man

Im been trying to pump it up with testosterone

I don't think she likes my body

And I don't care much for her mind

But love is a test for the damned

And the rest are all blind

Im sending her an apple to tempt her

Im praying that the devil will show

Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her

Then I'll trade her blow for blow

Noone has a recipe for love like mamma

Heaven knows there is no God above like mamma

There never was a girl who was good enough for mamma

When Im older, mamma marries me

She says hey killer there's a storm

At the end of every rainbow

She says love is a test and you don't look your best

Just go home

Ive an issue with the spit or swallow

And just don't get it in my hair

Love is a test for which I never was blessed

Yeah yeah yeah

Im sending her an apple to tempt her

Im praying that the devil will show

Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her

Then I'll trade her blow for blow

Try to understand it all

I'll become a bum

Someone's gonna hold you to your words

Winter snows into the spring

Understanding's not the thing

I'm a dinosaur

Someone's gonna hold you to your words

I learnt all about nothing in India

Bridging is all I'll ever know

There's people living in boxes

Where noone goes or even drives down slow

I wouldn't even bother to inform you

Of this waste of human beings

Empathy won't work with reason

Empathy's just a common feeling