Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Bobby Joel and Betty got a real nice farm

Everybody knows that they work real hard

Bobby Joel sweatin' in the noonday sun

Betty right beside him 'til the work's all done

But every now and then they get a strong desire

To crawl up in the hay and set the barn on fire

Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs needs slop

The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped

They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft

Shuckin' those dirty ol' work clothes off

Singin' brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin' but the)

Brown chicken, brown cow

Black crow sittin' on a weather-vane

He can see 'em comin' from a mile away

Yeah, he's caw-caw-cawin' out a loud alarm

Hey y'all, Bobby Joel and Betty headin' for the barn

Now the chicken ain't peckin' and the cow won't eat

They're fightin' each other for a front row seat

Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs needs slop

The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped

They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft

Shuckin' those dirty ol' work clothes off

Singin' brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin' but the)

Brown chicken, brown cow

Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs needs slop

The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped

They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft

Shuckin' those dirty ol' work clothes off

Singin' brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin' but the)

Brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin')

Brown chicken, brown cow

(Ain't nobody watchin' but)

Brown chicken, brown cow

Only one watchin', baby

(Ain't nobody watchin')

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