Welcome to Hell

Come on in, son, have a seat

Don't mind the screams, don't mind the heat

It's been like this 'round here for a long, long time

We haven't had the chance to meet

But I've heard about you on TV

And I think we're gonna get along just fine

I can't help but notice

You look somewhat surprised

Did you think, son, after what you've done

The Lord would let you slide?

Welcome to Hell, your new home

You did the crime, now you'll do the time

Right where you belong

Welcome to Hell, end of the line

Your final sin got you in

And now your soul is mine

Welcome to Hell

I hope for your sake, you're the kind

That can stand to burn 'til the end of time

'Cause that's exactly what you're gonna do

There's some lots left on the lake of fire

Where we send your kind to retire

And I picked out a nice little hot spot just for you

I've got one last thing to tell you

And let me make this clear

I don't know what you've been told

But there ain't no virgins here

Welcome to Hell, your new home

You did the crime, now you'll do the time

Right where you belong

Welcome to Hell, end of the line

Your final sin got you in

And now your soul is mine

Welcome to Hell, welcome to Hell, boy

Welcome to Hell, end of the line

Your final sin got you in

Now your ass is mine

Welcome to Hell

Welcome to Hell, boy

You're gonna love it